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Implanted tooth helps blind US woman recover sight.

It’s amazing what Scientists come up with! Who in their right mind would come up with, “Hmmm… You know, I reckon I could put a manufactured lens in the tooth that I will rip out of a patient’s mouth and then jam it in their eyeball so they can see again… I’ll make millions!”?

Awesome story, though! Another reason not to bash the biggest geek in your class… He might just be the one deciding whether he will let you have your sight back or not…

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I saw the following pic and had to laugh… We’re trying to sell our home currently so I’m comparing the look and feel of our place to others. All of the Real Estate programs tell you to de-clutter and present your place in the best way possible. De-cluttering would include removing the umpteen family photos you have littering your lounge.

Potential buyers don’t care what little Johnny looked like at the school formal with the chick he tried to bone down at the park… Besides that, what would make you think that covering your coffee table in photos would add to the decor of your room? Buy a bloody photo album. This place just screams “Nanna”. I’m disappointed with the agent obviously not pushing the point that this looks crap, but it does help make our place look a bit better :-)

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Here’s my tips, stolen from others, in how to present your home… not that it’s worked for us, yet. Grrr

1. De-Clutter – Remove the knickknacks (eg. the porcelain elephants and your school photos) you have accumulated over the years. You are selling your house, and need to make it look as spacious as possible. There is a difference between de-cluttered and bare though, so keep a few tasteful ornamental items out to make the place look homely. De-Clutter the yard too, by getting rid of the kids’ toys, the dead tree and mowing the lawn for starters.
2. Clean – Don’t do a normal weekly clean. We’re out to impress, so make sure everything is gleaming. Our favourite word at home currently is “Gumption”. A magic abrasive paste for cleaning off the nasty stuff from your sinks, cook top, you name it.
3. Fix it – Those little jobs that you have been putting off, get them done. The drawer that doesn’t shut in the kitchen, the light that doesn’t work; they all add up to something that either makes a buyer walk away or ensure the offer they put in is lower than it might’ve been.
4. Paint schemes – Keep it neutral. Add your colour with furnishings and paintings. That feature wall you have put in each room might look great to you, but Sam down the street probably thinks it looks awful. “Its only paint”, I hear you say. That is true, but that requires the buyer to ‘imagine’ what it looks like without the ghastly colouring, rather than ‘see’.
5. Ask for constructive criticism – Ask impartial people what they think about the presentation of your home and what they’d change if it was theirs. An outside perspective from an honest viewer can make a World of difference in the saleability of your home. As in the pic above, all they needed was some constructive criticism, eg. “The photos are nice, but how about we pack them away just for the home opens? We need to make the buyers look at this spacious room, not your lovely family.”

Hope you got something from my tips, Nanna. Now get rid of the bloody photos… after we sell our house. :-D

Update : See, I’m not full of it… We have received an offer on our house after two home opens. A combination of realistic price, good presentation and a decent agent lead to a successful transaction.

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Kenyan man sues over sex boycott – ABC News Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

Hmmm… Where’s my pen!?! Okay fellas, I’m starting a petition to get this bloke slapped around for a bit, as well as the morons that let it go to the Nairobi High Court. Ohh my lord, he had to go a WHOLE week without sex…

I think all of us blokes should be suing womens’ movements across the World because of the stress and anxiety from having limited sex… Sheesh!

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YouTube – Inki and the Minah Bird.

I have been looking for this clip for sooo long!! I just love how the Minah Bird moves to the music, and how he is just too cool for school! :D

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AFL Season 2009 Toyota commercial.

This one gave me a chuckle… :)
I just saw the Toyota sponsored AFL advert (The link has the video)… In one part of it two 4x4s are trying to cut off the footballer and then one of them drives over a mound… Have a guess what sort of vehicle is the one that rolls over while the flash Toyota Prado continues the chase!?! A Nissan Patrol, of course! :-)

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Photoshop: Learn a New Photoshop Trick with VunkySearch.

I’m always on the lookout for good Photoshop tutorials/resources, because I am a wannabe photoshopping King. The above story shows Vunky Search, as well as links to others in the comments.

You suck at Photoshop is still my fave for picking up tips while having a good laugh though! :D

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Hungry snake discovers you are what you eat – ABC News Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

This is pretty freaky and awesome at the same time! Make sure you click the link to see a pic of the snakes.
A 1.65m red belly black snake has tried to consume a 1.35m brown snake, but said brown snake didn’t wish to be lunch on this particular day. The cheeky bugger has done a 180 ‘inside’ of the black snake before coming out, latching onto the black snake’s bottom jaw and pulling himself all the way out. The two snakes then went their separate ways.

Bet the black snake thinks twice before his next brown snake meal… if he didn’t kick the bucket after this one.

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Who is the Stig? The answer – Telegraph.

Bugger, so there it is… It’s been confirmed that Ben Collins is the UK Stig from Top Gear. It has been suspected for a long time, but now it seems it is a definite. I guess they’ll kill him off now like they did to the original Black Stig.

You never know, they might keep him around, as the times that Ben has performed in the various cars may not be comparable to other drivers because of the supposed different line he takes around the track to other drivers. Wishful thinking no doubt, as I’m sure other race drivers would be very close in their times.

All the best White Stiggie… Will we see a Pink Stig next with that German chick, Sabine Schmitt, or maybe Vicki Broadbean-Harvester? :)

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My Damn Channel » You Suck at Photoshop: Season 1 » You Suck at Photoshop #1.

I highly recommend this series of tutorials to anyone that either wishes to learn a bit about Photoshop or those that would like to have a good laugh at this guy’s misfortunes. There is also a second series and various off-shoots.

Check it! :)

PS The dude isn’t real, it’s all made up. Very clever of the guys who created it though!

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I had quite a chuckle at this because it is ME!! :D

I must have my various gadgets (computer, PSP, GPS, etc.) to keep me entertained when I am away. The joys of geekdom. hehe

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